The Syrian president, Bashar al-Assad, has declared his candidacy for the presidential elections. Syria is currently in a civil war.
We at ComedyZine.com look at Syrian President Bashar al-Assad campaign slogans to win reelection as Syrian president.
Bashar al-Assad a softer dictator.
Vote for me or I will kill your family & destroy your town.
Yes We Can and We Will So Vote For Bashar al-Assad.
At least I didn't give you Obamacare.
Vote for the Alawite and you'll be alright.
Bomb, baby, Bomb!
A president who says what he means.
You didn't build that, so why worry when I blow it up?
If you don't like Bashar al-Assad move to Jordan.
Bashar al-Assad, there really is only one choice, literally!
Less Taxes Through More Bombings.
Fired up! Ready to Stay.
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