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PSYCHOTIC KILLER'S

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Pick up dry cleaning checked

Go online and look for psychotic killer chat room checked

Buy Bruno Magli shoes checked

Seek out new victim, this time, someone not so chatty checked

Buy fake beard and mustache checked

Make prank phone call to new victim. Pretend to be Elvis checked

Conveniently, run into new victim, distract her, hit on head, gag, etc., etc. checked

Don't forget to put gloves on checked

Cut up body and put in two bags checked

Buy Hefty, not those cheap, leaky, imitation trash bags checked

Drive body to lake. On way back scatter fingers and toes checked

Tape Baywatch checked






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