'TO DO LIST'
Pick up dry cleaning
Go online and look for psychotic killer chat room
Buy Bruno Magli shoes
Seek out new victim, this time, someone not so chatty
Buy fake beard and mustache
Make prank phone call to new victim. Pretend to be Elvis
Conveniently, run into new victim, distract her, hit on head, gag, etc., etc.
Don't forget to put gloves on
Cut up body and put in two bags
Buy Hefty, not those cheap, leaky, imitation trash bags
Drive body to lake. On way back scatter fingers and toes
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