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WHAT THEY SAID
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WHAT THEY MEANT

We all have met people that say one thing and mean another. Many well known people have spoken out on various topics. We have listed some quotes and what we believe was actually meant.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"The question is, if Mrs. Clinton decides to run, what Democrats will challenge her for the nomination? If she doesn't decide to run, what Democrat won't run for president?"
- Peter Brown, assistant director of the Quinnipiac University Polling Institute.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I haven't a clue what Democrats will run for president.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"The Bible teaches us no one has all the answers: only God does, and neither political party is always right."
- Democratic Arkansas Sen. Mark Pryor, in a television commercial for his reelection campaign.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I am not always right but it may take an act of God to get reelected.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I'm not sure how much electricity he stole. He broke the law. He stole something that wasn't his."
- Chamblee police Sergeant Ernesto Ford, on Kaveh Kamooneh who charged his electric Nissan Leaf with an exterior outlet at his child's' school for twenty minutes in Chamblee Georgia, using about a nickel's worth of energy and was arrested and charged with theft.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I am going to waste thousands of Chamblee tax dollars to punish a man who stole five cents of energy.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"This is an issue we have dealt with privately for many years, and we are pained to see it become public, (Liz) has also always treated her sister and her sister’s family with love and respect, exactly as she should have done."
- Dick and Lynne Cheney in a statement on their lesbian daughter Mary and her wife Heather Poe on their Facebook posts against Cheney's other daughter Liz who came out publically against gay marriage in her Wyoming Republican primary campaign.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Mary and Heather should shut the F*#K up!


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Given her reputation as a world class idiot...she confirms that if anyone truly qualified for a dose of discipline from Thomas Thistlewood, then she would be the outstanding candidate."
- Martin Bashir on Sarah Palin receiving discipline from Thomas Thistlewood a slave owner who had slaves shit and pee in other slaves mouths for punishment.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Sarah Palin is a shithead.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Last Friday, on this broadcast, I made some comments which were deeply offensive and directed at Governor Sarah Palin, I wanted to take this opportunity to say sorry to Mrs. Palin and to also offer an unreserved apology to her friends and family, her supporters, our viewers, and anyone who may have heard what I said"
- Former MSNBC host Martin Bashir on his comments calling Sarah Palin "a world class idiot" and that someone should shit in her mouth.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I am sorry I made some comments that will cost me my job.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Martin Bashir resigned today, effective immediately. I understand his decision and I thank him for three great years with MSNBC."
- MSNBC president Phil Griffin, on Martin Bashir resigning for comments he made about Sarah Palin.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I understand his decision since I made it for him.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"We need them to sacrifice with us, we are sacrificing our time, the workers are sacrificing their wages. We need people who eat fast food to sacrifice their coffee, to sacrifice their McMuffin."
- Rev. Charles Williams II, president of National Action Network, on customers of fast food restaurants joining the fast-food workers strike.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
People sacrifice their health everyday eating unhealthy fast-food, today they should avoid it altogether.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Is a conservative in New Jersey a conservative in the rest of the country?"
- Texas Gov. Rick Perry, on New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie chance of winning the Republican nomination for president in 2016.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Chris Christie is not a conservative in Texas but I Texas Gov. Rick Perry am a conservative in every state.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"The NSA does not collect locational information on Americans or non-Americans inside the United States without a court order. No other agency in the Intelligence Community does so either,"
- Staff director for the Senate Intelligence Committee David Grannis, on the National Security Agency.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
The NSA collects locational information on Americans and non-Americans outside the United States borders.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"The thief or thieves who did this are going to have very serious health problems."
-Jimenez Rojas operations supervisor for the Mexican National Commission on Nuclear Safety and Safeguards, on the culprits that had stolen a truck containing radioactive material.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
We should know who stole the truck very soon.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I believe we are closer than we have been in years to bringing about the peace and the prosperity and the security that all of the people of this region deserve and have been yearning for."
- Secretary of State John Kerry, on an Israel/Palestinians peace agreement.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades and we are closer to hand grenades.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I never initiated the concept of marriage with her, outside of giving her that ring...I never said the words 'will you marry me' to her."
- Christopher Ned Kelley, on Melissa Cooper who he lived with and had a child with and who the Georgia state appeals court ordered him to pay $50,000 for breaching his promise to marry her after leaving her for another woman.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Just because I lived with her, had a child with her and gave her a ring doesn't mean I was going to marry her.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"What I've heard from the Republicans up here is they're thankful that I've been around for a year, helping them raise money, helping them raise awareness as to the issues that are affecting not only people here in Massachusetts - uh, in New Hampshire - but also in Massachusetts, obviously, in Maine,"
- Former Massachusetts Sen. Scott Brown, at a book signing in Londonderry, N.H. where he is considering running for the senate.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Republicans are thankful that I've been around for a year because I can run for senate in any state that they need me to run.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I would make the argument that we have a great injustice going on right now in this country with an ever-increasing size of government that is taking over and controlling people’s lives–and Obamacare is front and center in that."
- Former Republican Senator Rick Santorum.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Since I voted to establish the Department of Homeland Security I know something about increasing the size of government that is taking over and controlling people’s lives.


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