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WHAT THEY SAID
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WHAT THEY MEANT

We all have met people that say one thing and mean another. Many well known people have spoken out on various topics. We have listed some quotes and what we believe was actually meant.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"There will be no military intervention,"
- Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov, on Russian military action inside Ukraine.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
There will be no more military intervention by Russian troops wearing Russian uniforms and if there are we will deny it. What can Europe do? They need our oil and gas, haha.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"We don't have a strategy yet,"
- President Barack Obama, on his military strategy against Islamic militants in Iraq and Syria.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
We don't have a Middle Eastern foreign policy strategy.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"If an ISIS member showed up in a mall in the United States tomorrow with an AK-47 and killed a number of Americans, I would not be surprised,"
- Former CIA deputy director Mike Morell, on CBS This Morning.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
It is really easy to buy an AK-47 in America.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I've learned one thing about this president, and that is he’s very cautious. Maybe, in this instance, too cautious,"
- Chairwoman of the Senate Intelligence Committee Senator Dianne Feinstein, on President Barack Obama dealing with the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
This president doesn't want to get this country stuck in another Iraqi quagmire.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I think the danger is enormous, I don't think the president understands it."
- Former Vice President Dick Cheney, on the danger of ISIS also known as Islamic State.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I think the danger is enormous and I should know I helped create it by taking out Saddam. We need more troops on the ground and my company Haliburton there in support.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Those around the world who are looking to the United States for support against intimidation, oppression or outright massacres have learned a tough lesson in the past few years: This U.S. president, despite his bold pronouncements and moral posturing, cannot be counted on."
- Senator Bob Corker, (R-TN), in an op-ed on the Obama foreign policy.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I believe the United States should be the world's policeman and we need a president that would fight against intimidation and oppression around the world. That is why I supported Mitt Romney, if he were president we would have American troops fighting in Iraq, Syria, Libya, Ukraine and the Democratic Republic of Congo. We need a president that can be counted on to secure the world.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"This is a part of the war on whites that's being launched by the Democratic Party... It's a part of the strategy that Barack Obama implemented in 2008, continued it in 2012, where he divides us all on race, on sex, creed, envy, class warfare — all those kinds of things."
- Congressman Mo Brooks, (R-AL).
WHAT THEY MEANT,
The Democratic Party nominated Barack Obama, a Black as their nominee for president, he went on to win the presidency, this was the start of dividing us all on race. Barack Obama then nominated two women to the Supreme Court, this was the start of dividing us all on sex. Barack Obama then issued an executive directive on immigration regarding to children this was the start of dividing us all on creed. Barack Obama wants to raise the minimum wage this was the start of dividing us all on class. This is a part of the war on whites that's being launched by the Democratic Party, non-white presidents, women on the Supreme Court, non-white immigration, increasing the minimum wage. It is a war on white upper class men like myself.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"We have won it — in 2009."
-Paul Wolfowitz, former U.S. Deputy Secretary of Defense and one of the architects of the Iraq War, on the current situation in Iraq
WHAT THEY MEANT,
We would never had lost it if we had kept thousands of active American military troops there until the end of time.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"You now are the tip of the spear protecting Americans from these cartels."
- Texas Governor Rick Perry to Texas National Guard troops on being sent to the Texas-Mexico border.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
You now are the tip of the spear of my campaign for president.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Here’s the general rule: You don't put stuff on your head if you're president, That’s politics 101."
- President Obama when he presented the Commander-in-Chief’s trophy to the Navy football team, on being asked to try on a custom-fitted football helmet.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I don't even use Grecian Formula.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Will not succeed in breaking the will of our people or weaken the resistance."
- Hamas spokesman Sami Abu Zuhri, on Israel.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
We are willing to hold the Palestinian people hostage until we get our demands.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I try to sit as far away from him as I can in meetings that I know are going to be stressful, I just hate getting that smell in my clothes."
- House Budget Chairman Paul Ryan, R-Wis., on House Speaker John Boehner’s smoking addiction.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
John Boehner stinks.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"(Parents) will come now armed with this report,"
- Kristen Amundson, executive director of the National Association of State Boards of Education, on an American Academy of Pediatrics report recommending the delay of the start of the school day until at least 8:30 a.m. for the good of the children.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
The American Academy of Pediatrics just gave parents who want to start school later the facts for doing so and the National Association of State Boards of Education hates facts.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"The issue is really cost."
- Kristen Amundson, executive director of the National Association of State Boards of Education, on an American Academy of Pediatrics report recommending the delay of the start of the school day until at least 8:30 a.m. for the good of the children.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
The cost is more important than the children's' welfare.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"My cousin is not a terrorist, no, he’s, like, a loving person. He’s not a terrorist."
- Kanyata McCain cousin of Douglas McAuthur McCain, the first American to die fighting with ISIS in northern Syria.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
He is a loving person who just happened to be in northern Syria with Islamic State for his summer vacation.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"We can't ignore the inequities that persist in our justice system that undermine our most deeply held values of fairness and equality."
- Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, on the shooting of unarmed Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I can't ignore speaking about Michael Brown and the inequities in our justice system if I want to run for president.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Thank God, I think no one is thinking of unleashing a large-scale conflict with Russia. I want to remind you that Russia is one of the leading nuclear powers."
- Russian President Vladimir Putin.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
If you are thinking of unleashing a conflict with Russia. I will nuke you. I am God.




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