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WHAT THEY SAID
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WHAT THEY MEANT

We all have met people that say one thing and mean another. Many well-known people have spoken out on various topics. We have listed some quotes and what we believe was actually meant.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Over the past five years, our businesses have created more than 11 million new jobs."
- President Barack Obama in his State of the Union address to the nation.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Bro, there are a lot of fast food restaurants.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Thanks to lower gas prices and higher fuel standards, the typical family this year should save $750 at the pump."
- President Barack Obama in his State of the Union address to the nation.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Thanks to Saudi Arabia, the typical family this year should save $750 at the pump.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"When I heard this, frankly, I choked on my porridge and I thought it must be April Fool's Day, this guy is clearly a complete idiot."
- British Prime Minister David Cameron to ITV News, on Fox News reporting that Birmingham, England, is totally Muslim and other cities in Europe have zones that are dominated by Muslims, operate Sharia courts and that police are afraid to enter.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
It is always April Fool's Day on Fox News.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"We've seen the fastest economic growth in over a decade, our deficits cut by two-thirds, a stock market that has doubled,"
- President Barack Obama in his State of the Union address to the nation.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Due to fracking and budget sequestration, we've seen the fastest economic growth in over a decade, our deficits cut by two-thirds, a stock market that has doubled,


WHAT THEY SAID,
"God gives you methods to be responsible. Some think that in order to be good Catholics we have to be like rabbits. No"
- Pope Francis, on birth control.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
When you get the sexual urge, take a cold shower, watch some television and pray. Works for me.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"2014 was the planetís warmest year on record. Now, one year doesn't make a trend, but this does Ė 14 of the 15 warmest years on record have all fallen in the first 15 years of this century."
- President Barack Obama in his State of the Union address to the nation.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Is it hot in here or is it just me?


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Try to do things the right way. We work hard at our jobs, our professions, to be successful and it's unfortunate that things like this come up, but that's life, that's the world we live in."
- New England Patriots special-teams captain Matthew Slater, on allegedly eleven of the New England Patriots' twelve game balls being under inflated for their AFC Championship Game.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
We try to do things the right way. We work hard at our jobs, our professions, to be successful and it's unfortunate that we got caught cheating.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"We are in this almost on our own, there is a lot being said and spoken, but very little on the ground."
- Iraqi Prime Minister Haider al-Abadi, on the few American weapons deliveries.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
There is very little weapons on the ground if you don't count the weapons Iraqi forces left to ISIL when they ran away from them.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Yes, there is a chance, but I havenít made my mind up about that. We've got a lot of work to do between now and then. Thereís plenty of time."
-Vice President Joe Biden, when asked if he will run for president in 2016.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I'm in.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"In Iraq and Syria, American leadership, including our military power, is stopping ISILís advance."
- President Barack Obama in his State of the Union address to the nation.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
American leadership, including our military power created ISIL by taking Saddam out of Iraq.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"There should be a lot more bombing runs being conducted. There should be foreign air controllers to make those bombing runs effective,"
- Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), reacting to President Obama's claim that, American leadership is stopping ISILís advance.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
We need a larger ground war with more American boots on the ground.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"True to form, the President in his State of the Union speech is more interested in politics than in leadership,"
- Former Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney, on President Obama's State of the Union address.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I am still interested in politics. I can't believe I lost to him.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"For the sake of your family, don't run a third time."
- Meghan McCain to Mitt Romney.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
For the sake of the Republican Party, don't run a third time.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I don't think our record shows how good of a team we are."
- Philadelphia Flyers captain Claude Giroux.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I can't believe how bad a team we are.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I wish I had better news for you, but all is not well for America, America is adrift. Something is clearly wrong. America needs many things, but what America desperately needs is new leadership."
- Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.), responding to President Obama's State of the Union address.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
America needs a President Rand Paul.




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