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WHAT THEY SAID
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WHAT THEY MEANT

We all have met people that say one thing and mean another. Many well-known people have spoken out on various topics. We have listed some quotes and what we believe was actually meant.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"At this point, the only thing to do is walk away, impose new sanctions, and drive a tougher bargain."
- Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), on a framework agreement reached to stop Iran's nuclear weapons program.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I prefer war.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"This attempt to spin diplomatic failure as a success is just the latest example of this administration's farcical approach to Iran,"
- Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.), on a framework agreement reached to stop Iran's nuclear weapons program.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I will attempt to spin diplomatic success as a failure in my farcical attempt to look presidential.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Makes no demonstrable progress on the legitimate security concerns of the American people and the international community."
- Rep. Peter Roskam (R-Ill.), on a framework agreement reached to stop Iran's nuclear weapons program.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Monitoring and preventing Iran from getting nuclear weapons is not progress if it was accomplished by the Obama Administration.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I do tend to think our nominee, and Iíve been saying this for a while, should be a reform-minded, conservative governor, somebody whoís got a proven track record."
- Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, on who should be the Republican presidential nominee.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I do tend to think our nominee, and Iíve been saying this for a while, should be me, Bobby Jindal, BOOYAH!


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Once in a lifetime opportunity."
- President Barack Obama, in an interview with The New York Times, on a framework agreement reached to stop Iran's nuclear weapons program.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
It is a once in my life opportunity for me to stop Iran's nuclear weapons program..


WHAT THEY SAID,
"The question here is if there is a government action or a law that an individual believes impinges on their religious liberty, they have the opportunity to go to court, just as the Religious Freedom and Reformation Act that Bill Clinton signed allowed them, to go to court and the court would evaluate the circumstance under the standards articulated in this act."
- Indiana Gov. Mike Pence when asked by ABC's George Stephanopoulos if Indiana's Religious Freedom Restoration Act law allowed businesses like florists to refuse to work with gay or lesbian weddings.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Yes.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I am angry that the Department of Justice doesn't know the difference between friendship and corruption."
- New Jersey Sen. Robert Menendez (D) after being indicted on public corruption charges.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I am angry that the Department of Justice doesn't know that friendship is never having to say thank you.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Our program is exclusively peaceful, has always been and always will remain exclusively peaceful."
- Iranian Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif, on Iran's nuclear program.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
It depends on what your definition of peaceful is.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"There is much to do and much more to say in the months ahead, but for now diplomacy deserves a chance to succeed."
- Former U.S. Secretary of State and potential Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton, on a framework agreement reached to stop Iran's nuclear weapons program.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
There is much to do and much more to say in the months ahead as I run for president but for now I will say as little as possible to not hurt my campaign by being on the wrong side of the history.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"We consider the solution that was found, from the point of view of strengthening the legal system of international relations, as bright proof that the most difficult problems and crisis situations can be resolved through political and diplomatic efforts."
- A statement from the Russian Foreign Ministry, on a framework agreement reached to stop Iran's nuclear weapons program.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
This is proof that the most difficult problems and crisis situations can be resolved through political and diplomatic efforts except for Ukraine.




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