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WHAT THEY SAID
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WHAT THEY MEANT

We all have met people that say one thing and mean another. Many well-known people have spoken out on various topics. We have listed some quotes and what we believe was actually meant.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Itís not on life support."
- Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush on his presidential campaign after his poor performance at the last debate.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Itís on life support.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"There are eight more debates, thereís ample time to do what candidates do."
- Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush on getting his presidential campaign off life support.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
It is do or die!


WHAT THEY SAID,
"People who want to be President of the United States should be able to answer tough questions,"
- CNBC spokesman Brian Steel in an email answering the terrible reviews of the CNBC Republican debate moderators Carl Quintanilla, John Harwood and Becky Quick.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
CNBC asks tough questions like, "Is this a comic book version of a presidential campaign?"


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I may not be your dream candidate, just yet, but I can assure you: I am Hillary Clintonís worst nightmare."
- Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I am the Republican Partyís worst nightmare. I couldn't beat Barbra Boxer I don't have a chance in hell of beating Hillary Clinton.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"The bottom line is that now Donald Trump says he will allow the Russians to fight ISIL, this is a new low for me in this primary process. Our leading candidate is now suggesting we allow Russia to destroy ISIL. That we're outsourcing the defense of the American homeland to Putin. That's beyond crazy."
- Senator Lindsey Graham, on Donald Trump saying Russia fighting ISIL in Syria is good because that could lead to a quagmire that the Russians can't get out of.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I would rather have Americans fighting and dying in Syria rather than Russians.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"The challenges we face as a nation are too great to roll the dice on another presidential experiment,"
- Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush at a campaign rally.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Why roll the dice on another presidential experiment when you can vote for another Bush and know what you get?


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I know I can get better each and every day,"
- Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Unfortunately only I know it.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Marco's a gifted politician. He's earned his position. I've been a big fan and a supporter, but you don't get to be a United States Senator without doing it, you know, being responsible for his success,"
- Jeb Bush on his rival Republican presidential candidate and prodigy Senator Marco Rubio.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Marco is an unappreciative, little back stabbing smart ass which is why it is best he stay in the senate.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"They've got to put a credible Syria strategy on the table. They've got to put a strategy on the table that deals with the ISIL third of the problem, with the Assad third of the problem, and with the massive humanitarian disaster third of the problem. And they're just not doing that."
- Sen. Tim Kaine, D.-Va., on the Obama Administration's Syria strategy.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
There is no Syria strategy.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"We're going to do better, I promise you. And this is going to be a fun campaign."
- Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Turn out the lights, the party's over.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"This slogan means death to the policies of the U.S. and arrogant powers and this logic is accepted by every nation when explained in clear terms."
- Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, on university students chants of "Death to America."
WHAT THEY MEANT,
It is really hard to change the minds of people who have been indoctrinated to hate America.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"If you would listen to Sara Murray, you would think there were three people standing in the atrium of Trump Tower. Either she's a very unemotional person or she's not a very good reporter." "
- Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, on CNN reporter Sara Murray.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
If you are not working for me you are working against me.




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