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WHAT THEY SAID
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WHAT THEY MEANT

We all have met people that say one thing and mean another. Many well-known people have spoken out on various topics. We have listed some quotes and what we believe was actually meant.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Senator Sanders has the right to run, no question. He ought to be able to read the signposts as well as anybody else, and if he did that he would know that it's all but over."
- Sen. Dianne Feinstein.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I wish Senator Sanders run was all but over but Hillary can't quite finish him off.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"The system we used was set up for President Clinton's office. And it had numerous safeguards. It was on property guarded by the Secret Service. And there were no security breaches."
- Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton in a 2015 press conference, on the security of her private e-mail server.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Nobody could get to it physically. It is not like someone could get inside the server remotely.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Hillary herself has said, 'Yes, I made a mistake. If I had a chance to do it over again, I'd do it differently.' I mean, what do people want?"
- Sen. Dianne Feinstein on the ongoing Hillary Clinton e-mail scandal.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Just because my presidential candidate is reckless with national security secrets doesn't mean she shouldn't be president.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"The Inspector General just came out with a report; it was not a good report for Secretary Clinton. That is something that the American people, Democrats and delegates are going to have to take a hard look at."
- Democratic presidential candidate Senator Bernie Sanders, on the Hillary Clinton e-mail scandal.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
The American people, Democrats and delegates should be tired of Hillary's damn e-mails and choose me as the Democratic Party nominee for president.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"They are not sure how seriously to take some of his pronouncements, but they are rattled by it."
- President Barack Obama at the Group of Seven leaders’ summit in Japan, on world leaders reaction to Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I hope my saying this rattles the American people to vote for my candidate Hillary Clinton.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"We've been repeating like a mantra that we will be forced to respond... Nobody wants to hear us. Nobody wants to conduct negotiations with us."
- Russian President Vladimir Putin, on Russia responding to Romania and Poland having missiles on their territory as part of the U.S. missile defense shield.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
President Obama rattles me.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"We won't take any action until we see rockets in areas that neighbor us."
- Russian President Vladimir Putin, on Romania and Poland having missiles on their territory as part of the U.S. missile defense shield.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
The moment we see missiles on Romania and Poland territory, we will have missiles pointed at Romania and Poland. Checkmate.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"The press is so dishonest and so unfair."
- Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
The mainstream media is so dishonest and so unfair.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I regret that those eight seconds were misleading and that I did not raise my initial concerns more vigorously."
- Katie Couric on her misleading gun documentary that falsely made a pro-gun group look stupid by showing them silent when asked about how to keep guns out of the hands of criminals and terrorists, when in fact they answered immediately.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I regret I got caught and hope I don't get fired from Yahoo! for bad journalism.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"They just want to keep showing the abuse that we took hundreds and hundreds of years ago. But, guess what? We taking the same abuse."
- Snoop Dogg, on his belief that people shouldn't watch the remake of Roots.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
We're taking the same abuse. I can tell you that as I sit in my mansion smoking pot, talking while my children go to the finest universities. We got it just as rough.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"My aim is to prove the innocence of my brother as he is being portrayed as a militant, but he was just a driver."
- Mohammad Qasim, on bringing legal action against the United States for the death of his brother who was hired to drive Taliban chief Mullah Akhtar Mansour when the US killed them both in a drone strike on May 21, 2016.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
My aim is to prove that just because someone works for a terrorist doesn't make them a terrorist.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I am saying this clearly, we will increase our posterity and reproduce generations. As for population planning or birth control, no Muslim family can engage in such a mentality. We will follow the road that my God and dear Prophet say."
- Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan saying no birth control or population planning for Muslims.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
The world needs more Muslims.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I can't. He is a demagogue, who seems to appeal to the lowest common denominator."
- Smartest guy in the world Stephen Hawking, on if he could explain the popularity of Donald Trump.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I can't. I don't live in the United States so I don't understand the frustration of the masses I can only go on what the mainstream media tells me.




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