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WHAT THEY SAID
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WHAT THEY MEANT

We all have met people that say one thing and mean another. Many well-known people have spoken out on various topics. We have listed some quotes and what we believe was actually meant.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Tonight, Donald Trump painted a dark picture of an America in decline. And his answer – more fear, more division, more anger, more hate — was yet another reminder that he is temperamentally unfit and totally unqualified to be president of the United States,"
- Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, on her rival Donald J. Trump's acceptance speech.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Telling the truth makes Trump unqualified to be president of the United States.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"If they fulfill their obligations to us, the answer is yes."
- Donald J. Trump, on whether as president he would defend the Baltic States if attacked by Russia,
WHAT THEY MEANT,
They entered into an agreement with NATO, if they fulfilled their obligations in money and troops, yes, if not, see ya!


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Is supposed to be the leader of the free world. Donald Trump apparently doesn’t even believe in the free world."
- Jake Sullivan, senior policy adviser to Hillary Clinton, on the United States' role in the world.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Hillary Clinton believes in the free world. Free military protection for foreign countries, free entry for illegal immigrants. Free healthcare, free education, free abortions for all. Hillary is the leader of the free world.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"The party I was part of is dead."
- Meghan McCain in a tweet.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
This is not my daddy's Republican Party.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Vote your conscience."
- Sen. Ted Cruz,
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Write my name in.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I"m not encouraging anybody to write my name in."
- Sen. Ted Cruz,
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Wink, wink nod, nod. I'm not encouraging but if you want to vote your conscience, it is spelled T-E-D-C-R-U-Z.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"The attacks on our police, and the terrorism in our cities, threaten our very way of life. Any politician who does not grasp this danger is not fit to lead our country,"
- Donald J. Trump.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Hillary Clinton does not grasp this danger and is not fit to lead our country.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Like I am going to come like a servile puppy dog."
- Sen. Ted Cruz, on the analogy that he would support Donald Trump after attacks on his family by Trump.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I am more like a rabid dog trapped in a well who was thrown in by a nasty bully.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"We are going to take care of this country first, before we worry about everyone else in the world."
- Donald J. Trump, on being the world's policeman.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
The American taxpayer is tired of paying to protect Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Korea, Japan, Europe and the rest of the world, while our infrastructure and jobs decline.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"It was easy to come out as trans. It was harder to come out as a Republican,"
- Caitlyn Jenner.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Most my friends are Democrats and they love trans but hate Republicans.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I don't understand why the Republicans would choose to put this on prime-time television when they have such wonderful stories of American heroism to speak to the American people.I think it was wrong. I don't care what that woman up there, the mother, has felt, her emotions are her own. But for the country in choosing a leader, it's wrong to have someone get up there and tell a lie about Hillary Clinton."
-MSNBC commentator Chris Matthews, on Patricia Smith who lost her son in the 2012 Benghazi, Libya terrorist attack.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I do understand why Democrats will choose to put African American mothers who lost their son's from police officers on prime-time television


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Not my kind of conservative. I come from a different part and wing of the party."
- Speaker Paul Ryan, on Republican presidential nominee Donald J. Trump.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I come from the establishment wing of the party.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I think it's real hard if you don't have a unifying message. And if you go too hard one way or the other, it's very difficult to win. So if you're not a unifier, it's a real challenge,"
- Former Republican presidential candidate Ohio Gov. John Kasich, on Donald J. Trump winning Ohio's electoral college.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I think it's real hard for Trump to win if he doesn't have me as unifying force. I will make it very difficult to win so I can run for president again in four years.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Portman does not have the courage that John Kasich has."
- Democratic Senate candidate Ted Strickland, on Sen. Rob Portman endorsing Donald Trump while John Kasich has not.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Republican traitors are courageous.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I think you can all understand why I didn't show up to speak at a convention, by the way, after what you saw last night"
- Ohio Gov. John Kasich.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Just like Ted Cruz, I broke my pledge to support the candidate and if I had gone fellow Republicans would hate me too.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Dear World. Please ignore what the loud guy in the suit is saying. Americans are nothing like him. We love our country and are proud of it."
- Mark Cuban in a tweet.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Everyone please ignore the other billionaire Donald Trump and focus on me.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I don’t need his endorsement. If he gives it to me, I will not accept it."
- Donald Trump.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I don’t want his LOSER endorsement.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"The sooner the better."
- French President Francois Hollande, on the BREXIT.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
If you don't want to play with us, take your ball and go home.




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