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WHAT THEY SAID
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WHAT THEY MEANT

We all have met people that say one thing and mean another. Many well-known people have spoken out on various topics. We have listed some quotes and what we believe was actually meant.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Americans don't say ‘I alone can fix it.’ We say ‘we'll fix it together.’"
- Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Rodham Clinton, challenging her rival Donald J. Trump who claimed he alone can fix America's problems.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Clintons don't say ‘I alone can fix it.’ We say Bill and Hillary together can fix it. You get two for one. Just like I helped Bill when he signed NAFTA and the Financial Services Modernization Act both which affected the economy. We say 'we'll fix it together.'


WHAT THEY SAID,
"We will not build a wall; instead we will build an economy where everyone who wants a good job can get one. And we will build a path to citizenship for millions of Americans who are already contributing."
- Hillary Rodham Clinton.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
If elected president, Mexico will become our 51ST state.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Chris, that's not what I heard Director Comey say, and I thank you for giving me the opportunity, in my view, clarify. Director Comey said my answers were truthful,"
- Hillary Rodham Clinton, in an interview with FOX News' Chris Wallace on FBI Director James Comey's statement announcing he would not recommend charges against Secretary Clinton for sending classified information in e-mails from a non-authorized home server.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
You bastard had to ask, he said I was telling the truth, that is what I heard regardless what he actually said. I am tone deaf to the truth.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"He’s absolutely her intellectual equal, which is saying a lot,"
- Clinton Campaign Manager Robby Mook, on how Democratic vice presidential nominee Tim Kaine compares to Hillary Clinton.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
He is a moderate, pro-Wall Street, pro-free trade, globalist hawk just like her.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"And if any of you are looking for that party of Lincoln, we've got a home for you right here in the Democratic Party."
- Democratic vice presidential nominee Tim Kaine.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Republicans are welcome in the Democratic Party after all we are basically the same pro-Wall Street, pro-free trade, globalist, foreign interventionist party that the Republican Party use to be.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Some experts are telling us, this was done by the Russians for the purpose of helping Donald Trump."
- Hillary Clinton campaign manager Robby Mook, on the WikiLeaks release of DNC e-mails.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
The experts were Bill and Hillary Clinton, who believe the Russians did this to help Donald Trump, since Hillary meddled in the Russian election.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I worry that if we don’t do TPP, at some point China’s going to break the rules -- but Hillary understands this. Once the election’s over, and we sit down on trade, people understand a couple things we want to fix on it but going forward we got to build a global economy."
- Clinton family friend and Democratic Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe, on Hillary Clinton and the TPP trade agreement.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Hillary is against the TPP to get elected but after she wins the presidency she will be for TPP. Don't believe anything she says, it is just politics.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"You cannot believe one word that comes out of Donald Trump's mouth."
- Democratic vice presidential nominee Tim Kaine.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Trump is a liar but I forgive all of Hillary's lies because she is a Democrat and that makes it okay. Plus I will get to live at the U.S. Naval Observatory. Gosh golly that will be fun.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Russia, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing."
- Donald J. Trump.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Please Russia release the 30,000 missing emails from Hillary's home server.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"We finally began to wean ourselves off foreign oil."
- President Barack Obama at the Democratic National Convention.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
If not for fracking we would still be addicted to foreign oil.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"After the worst recession in 80 years, we’ve fought our way back, by so many measures, our country is stronger and more prosperous than it was when we started."
- President Barack Obama.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
If not for fracking our economy would still be in recession.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"This is not your typical election. It’s not just a choice between parties or policies; the usual debates between left and right. This is a more fundamental choice about who we are as a people, and whether we stay true to this great American experiment in self-government."
- President Barack Obama.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I ask the Republicans and Democrats alike to vote for Hillary Clinton so we stay true to this great American experiment in globalization.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"What we heard in Cleveland last week wasn’t particularly Republican—and it sure wasn’t conservative. What we heard was a deeply pessimistic vision of a country where we turn against each other, and turn away from the rest of the world. There were no serious solutions to pressing problems—just the fanning of resentment, and blame, and anger, and hate. That is not the America I know."
- President Barack Obama.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
What we heard in Cleveland last week was that my administration was a complete failure.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Until you’ve sat at that desk, you don’t know what it’s like to manage a global crisis or send young people to war."
- President Barack Obama.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I wasn't ready to be president.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Hillary’s been in the room; she’s been part of those decisions,"
- President Barack Obama.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Hillary is just as responsible for the creation of ISIS, the mess in Syria & Libya, the flood of Muslims to Europe and the fall of the European Union as I am.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I just don’t want you to be shot by someone who shouldn’t have a gun in the first place."
- Hillary Rodham Clinton
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I want to screen legal law abiding American citizens who wish to buy a gun but not people who cross the border illegally and should not be here in the first place who then can buy a gun.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I get it that some people just don't know what to make of me,"
- Hillary Rodham Clinton
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I tell so many lies I can't remember what is true anymore. I don't even know what to make of me.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I'm gonna be there."
- Hillary Rodham Clinton, on whether her rival Donald J. Trump would skip the presidential debates that are set on nights that are televising NFL games.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I'm gonna be there, I want as few people to watch as possible.




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