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WHAT THEY SAID
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WHAT THEY MEANT

We all have met people that say one thing and mean another. Many well-known people have spoken out on various topics. We have listed some quotes and what we believe was actually meant.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Pre-existing conditions are in the bill,"
- President Trump on whether the Republican replacement to Obamacare will include pre-existing conditions.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Pre-existing conditions are in the bill, the states can take them out if they wish but they are in there.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"One of the things Iíve learned is how dishonest the media is, really."
- President Trump on what he learned in his first 100 days on the job.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I had no idea the media was so really, really dishonest until I became president before I thought they were just a little dishonest but wow are they dishonest.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I've never in my years in politics seen so much enthusiasm."
- House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, on the chances of Democrats taking back the majority in the House of Representatives in the midterm elections.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
The last time I saw so much enthusiasm for Democrats was the 2016 election for Hillary Clinton.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Every 5-4 decision is because of me."
- President Trump on appointing Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Every 5-4 decision is because of Mitch McConnell.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I take absolute personal responsibility...I was on the way to winning until a combination of Jim Comeyís letter on October 28th and Russian Wikileaks raised doubts in the minds of people who were inclined to vote for me but got scared off."
- Hillary Clinton on losing the presidential election.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
It is Jim Comey and Vladimir Putin's fault that I lost the election.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"All we do is fight for America's working families against special interests that Republicans represent, but that has not come across."
- House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
It has come across in middle America that all Democrats do is fight for illegal immigrants, America's abortion moms and against gun owners but we like working families too as long as they illegal immigrants, pro-abortion and anti-gun families.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"If he changes, we could work together,"
- Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, on being able to work with President Trump.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
If he does what I want, we could work together.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"It's about taking a bigger-picture approach and creating a routine that works for you and your family."
- Ivanka Trump in her new book Women Who Work on balancing family and work.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
It's about taking a bigger-picture approach and creating a routine that works for you, your family and your nanny.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"She was just a well-meaning person that got up in something way over her head,"
- Shawn Moore, attorney for Daniela Greene, a former FBI translator who secretly married ISIS terrorist Abu Talha al-Almani a former rapper.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
She was just a well-meaning person that aided and abetted ISIS.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I think political parties are on their way out."
- Ohio Gov. John Kasich.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Since President Trump has moved the Republican away from globalism toward a populist America first platform I no longer think political parties matter.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Iím ready to help raise money, recruit candidates, campaign, so is Barack, wherever you want, just let me know,"
- Former Vice President Joe Biden.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
If you want me to run for president please just let me know. I am fired up and ready to go.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Guys, Iím not running."
- Former Vice President Joe Biden, on whether he would run for president in 2020.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Guys, Iím running.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"For the last three weeks, I have spent every day thinking about how we got here,"
- Oscar Munoz, chief executive officer of United Continental Holdings, on United Airlines dragging paid customer Dr. David Dao off their airline and being publically criticized for their actions.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
For the last three weeks, I have spent every day thinking about installing ejection seats in airplanes; it is much faster and easier to remove paying customers from a plane.




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