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WHAT THEY SAID
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WHAT THEY MEANT

We all have met people that say one thing and mean another. Many well-known people have spoken out on various topics. We have listed some quotes and what we believe was actually meant.

What They Said Index


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I inherited nothing from the Democratic Party, I mean, it was bankrupt. It was on the verge of insolvency. Its data was mediocre to poor, nonexistent, wrong. I had to inject money into it, the DNC, to keep it going."
- Hillary Clinton.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I inherited nothing from President Obama's Democratic Party, except for advance questions for the debates and debates scheduled when less people would see them.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I was the victim of a very broad assumption I was going to win."
- Hillary Clinton.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I am a victim feel sorry for me.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I don't think I will have a career after this. He broke me, and then I was like, 'No, this isnít right.' And then I apologized and then I realized what was really happening and then it was a mob mentality."
- Kathy Griffin after receiving vast negative response to her gag picture of her holding a bloody decapitated head of President Trump.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I am a victim feel sorry for me.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"As a result of the first family bullying her, she has been vilified, getting death threats, fired from multiple jobs and had multiple events canceled,"
- Lisa Bloom, attorney for Kathy Griffin.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Melania Trump, Donald Trump, his sons are bullies and Kathy Griffin is a victim.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"She never imagined it would be misinterpreted as a threat of violence against Trump."
- Lisa Bloom, attorney for Kathy Griffin.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
She never imagined it would cost her jobs.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"It's hurtful to me, There's a bunch of old white guys trying to silence me and I'm just here to say that it's wrong."
- Kathy Griffin, on being fired by CNN.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
CNN is a sexist, misogynist organization.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Iím not going anywhere. I have a big stake in what happens in this country. I am very unbowed and unbroken about what happened because I donít want it to happen to anybody else. I donít want it to happen to the values and the institutions I care about in America."
- Hillary Clinton.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Iím not going anywhere. I am mad as hell and I will get even.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Itís for the good of the party that we all turn the page and focus on the future,"
- John Hagner, Democratic consultant and Hillary Clinton supporter.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
For the good of the party, Hillary should shut the hell up.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I want the public to know that alcohol was not involved. What happened was an unexpected reaction to prescribed medications. I didnít realize the mix of medications had affected me so strongly."
- Tiger Woods, on why he was booked on a DUI.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I am not an alcoholic, I am a druggie.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"The era when we could fully count on others are over to a certain extent. I have experienced this in the last few days. We Europeans must really take our destiny into our own hands, of course in friendship with the United States, in friendship with Great Britain, with other neighbors wherever possible, also with Russia. But we must know that we need to fight for our future ourselves, as Europeans, for our destiny."
- German Chancellor Angela Merkel.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
We will need to increase our defense spending. The era when we could fully count on the United States to use their money, equipment and troops are over to a certain extent. I have experienced it is time for us to pay for our own defense in the last few days listening to President Trump. But we must know that we need to fight for our future ourselves and that means a budget that increases defense spending.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"President Moon said it was very shocking."
- South Korean presidential spokesman Yoon Young-chan, on South Korean President Moon Jae-in learning that four additional THAAD (The Terminal High Altitude Area Defense) launchers had been installed in South Korea without his knowledge.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
He was shocked! Shocked I say that he was not informed.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"I reject the idea that America will be a better place if marijuana is sold in every corner store."
- Attorney General Jeff Sessions.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
I reject the idea that Americans including children can get marijuana down the street from every corner store now and that legalizing it eliminates the black market.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe,"
- President Donald Trump in a tweet.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Despite the constant negative press, oy vey!


WHAT THEY SAID,
"The big story is the Ďunmasking and surveillanceí of people that took place during the Obama Administration"
-President Donald Trump in a tweet.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
The liberal media is only going after me to protect the Obama Administration. I am not a crook.


WHAT THEY SAID,
"Am departing presidential councils. Climate change is real. Leaving Paris is not good for America or the world."
- Tesla CEO Elon Musk in a tweet after President Trump pulled the United States out of the Paris Agreement.
WHAT THEY MEANT,
Leaving Paris is not good for Tesla or my profits.




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