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THE EVOLUTION
OF THE
MEANING OF ROSES

If you have ever sent someone roses you have surely seen a small pamphlet describing the meaning of roses. The various colors symbolize the different feelings one has for a loved one. Through time these meanings have changed and evolved to it's present form. This is how they may evolve in the future.

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RED ROSE

CURRENT MEANING
Love and respect
ORIGINAL MEANING
I'm really, really, really, sorry. I screwed up big time.
FUTURE MEANING
I stopped at a red light for you.

WHITE ROSE

CURRENT MEANING
Innocence and purity.
ORIGINAL MEANING
I would like to end your innocence and purity.
FUTURE MEANING
We can pretend about your innocence and purity

CORAL ROSE

CURRENT MEANING
Desire for someone.
ORIGINAL MEANING
I have a tremendous desire for you. I have wet dreams about you every night.
FUTURE MEANING
I don't need to spend money on dinners for you. The wet dreams are more than enough.

LAVENDER ROSE

CURRENT MEANING
Expresses your enchantment for someone.
ORIGINAL MEANING
I am enchanted by your loveliness and I really like your breasts.
FUTURE MEANING
I am enchanted by your breasts.

ORANGE ROSE

CURRENT MEANING
Shows fascination for someone.
ORIGINAL MEANING
You fascinate me, especially after learning of your dominatrix experience.
FUTURE MEANING
I want to be whipped by you. Just you and nobody else but you.

YELLOW ROSE

CURRENT MEANING
Expresses joy and friendship.
ORIGINAL MEANING
I really enjoy our friendship. The florist was out of coral roses and I want to spend the night with you.
FUTURE MEANING
It would be a joy if we could take this friendship to another level.

LIGHT PINK ROSE

CURRENT MEANING
Grace and happiness.
ORIGINAL MEANING
I have said grace every night so that I may get the chance to make you happy on the kitchen table.
FUTURE MEANING
You have made me a religious man.

DARK PINK ROSE

CURRENT MEANING
Thankfulness.
ORIGINAL MEANING
I am thankful I do not have to send you anymore coral roses.
FUTURE MEANING
You were great last night.




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