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SIGNS OF LIFE

Most progressives live near water, the west coast, the northeast coast or off the coast of Lake Michigan. It could be something in the water. However it is possible to be a progressive and live in other parts of the country, with this in mind we present Signs You Are A Progressive.


Signs
You Are A Progressive

You declared your home a sanctuary home.

You call yourself a progressive because liberal just isn't progressive enough.

You are naming your next child either Bernie or Bernice.

You still watch ESPN.

When President Trump comes on TV you change the channel.

If you don't go to a Starbucks by noon you start to get the shakes and slurred speech.

You are white and wear a Black Lives Matter t-shirt.

You are a Christian and occasionally wear a hijab as a fashion statement.

You removed anyone who likes President Trump from your Facebook friends list.

You are thinking about getting your hair cut like Rachel Maddow.

You are furious that President Obama is receiving $400,000 from Cantor Fitzgerald to give a speech.

You recently got a subscription to the New York Times.

You signed an online petition to draft Sen. Elizabeth Warren for president in 2020.

Abortion shower present
You are throwing an abortion shower for your BFF.



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