Most progressives live near water, the west coast, the northeast coast or off the coast of Lake Michigan. It could be something in the water. However it is possible to be a progressive and live in other parts of the country. With this in mind we present Signs You Are A Progressive.
You declared your home a sanctuary home but still lock the front door.
You call yourself a progressive because liberal just isn't progressive enough.
You have been for impeachment since Inauguration Day.
You are naming your next child either Bernie or Elizabeth.
You still watch CNN.
When President Trump comes on TV you change the channel.
If you don't go to a Starbucks by noon you start to get the shakes and slurred speech.
You are white and wear a Black Lives Matter t-shirt.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is your idol.
You are a Christian and occasionally wear a hijab as a fashion statement.
You removed anyone who likes President Trump from your Facebook friends list.
You are thinking about getting your hair cut like Rachel Maddow.
You recently got a subscription to the New York Times.
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