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A SHOPPING MALL SANTA'S
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Practice my Ho Ho Ho's checked

Use store discount to buy gifts checked

Put Santa suit on checked

Comb beard for lice checked

Give cute girl my e-mail address so we can chat in private checked

After work stop at strip club to and have girls sit on Santa's lap
and ask them to prove they have been good checked

Apply for job as judge at the upcoming children beauty pageant checked

Send Christmas card to Jerry Sandusky checked

Weekly meeting with parole officer checked

Call agent about stand-up gig checked






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