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A SHOPPING MALL SANTA'S
TO DO LIST
Practice my Ho Ho Ho's 
Use store discount to buy gifts
Put Santa suit on
Comb beard for lice
Give cute girl my e-mail address so we can chat in private
After work stop at strip club to and have girls sit on Santa's lap
and ask them to prove they have been good
Apply for job as judge at the upcoming children beauty pageant
Send Christmas card to Jerry Sandusky
Weekly meeting with parole officer
Call agent about stand-up gig