GEN. JOHN ALLEN'S
Deny inappropriate relationship with Jill Kelley
Claim southern charm for flirtatious sweet talk
Address the president as Sweetheart Obama
Answer president with "Yes dear"
Explain that the 30,000 documents sent to Jill were written on my time off from battle
Take time off from writing e-mails to win war in Afghanistan
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