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Pray checked

Comb beard checked

Whittle a duck call checked

Tell Si to blow my duck call checked

Pray checked

Have Miss Kay pick up some new camouflage bed sheets checked

Sing the merits of the vagina checked

Teach Bible class checked

Hunt some ducks checked

Do Duck Dynasty TV show checked

Cash A&E checks checked

Laugh all the way to the bank checked

Buy Willie a new bandana checked

Pray checked

Have duck dinner with family checked

Eat the tasty duck vagina checked

Relax and Watch FOX News while I clean my shotgun checked






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