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Annex Crimea checked

Destabilize Ukraine checked

Send support to Donetsk rebels checked

Send more Russian troops into Donetsk checked

Go online and check out nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence checked

Call for statehood in southeastern Ukraine checked

Wax chest hair checked

Take selfie of me and Edward Snowden checked

Have Snowden release more damaging secret American e-mails checked

Vodka break checked

Tell Medvedev to take Obama's phone calls checked

Find more countries with Russians so I can send troops to protect them too checked

Follow Katy Perry on Twitter checked

Remind everyone I have nukes and I'm willing to use them checked

Have my official Tweeter send a nice Tweet from me to all my Followers checked






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