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DEPOSED UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT VIKTOR YANUKOVYCH'S
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Order protesters shot checked

Flee from Ukraine checked

Hold press conference and claim to be legitimate President of Ukraine checked

Thank Putin for the hospitality checked

Pierogi break checked

Buy the new Samsung Galaxy S5 checked

Set up office in Crimea once Putin has my protection in place checked

Play game of Durak with Putin, Medvedev and bodyguards checked






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