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AFGHA PRESIDENT
HAMID KARZAI'S
TO DO LIST

Trim beard checked

Hide the millions of dollars I've stolen from the American government checked

Criticize America checked

Hide the millions of dollars I've stolen from the Afghan government checked

Take selfie of me and my money checked

Bid on Ebay for the green and blue chapan cape checked

Tell Obama where he can stick his Bilateral Security Agreement checked

Work out agreement with the Taliban to stay alive after the election checked

Pitch CNN on "Hamid Karzai Live" for 9:00 PM slot checked

Pitch the Haqqani Network on "Hamid Karzai Stay Alive" after the election checked

Dinner with Mullah Omar checked

Write book checked

Check Twitter for more tweets from Ellen DeGeneres checked






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