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TURKISH PRIME MINISTER
RECEP TAYYIP ERDOGAN'S
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Claim to be the anticorruption candidate checked

Make billions from illegal activities checked

Have Bilal dispose of cash during corruption investigation checked

Fire anyone looking into my corruption checked

Remind others this isn't a banana republic checked

Ban Twitter like all banana republics checked

Distract public by shooting down Syrian military jet checked

Fire court that lifted Twitter ban checked

Blame corruption on drunken stupor checked

Find safe place to seek asylum checked






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