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Protect my casino holdings by eliminating online gambling checked

Payoff politicians with campaign contributions checked

Pay Washington lobbyists to lobby against online gambling checked

Tell everyone online gambling is bad for American society checked

Move casino interests into Florida checked

Pay Tallahassee lobbyists to lobby for casino gambling checked

Tell everyone casino gambling is good for Florida society checked

Do my Jackie Mason impersonation for Miriam checked

Go on my yacht and yell I am king of the world checked






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