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DONETSK PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC
PRIME MINISTER ALEXANDER BORODAI'S
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Move from Moscow to Crimea checked

Take up arms against Ukraine checked

Move from Crimea to Donetsk checked

Take up arms against Ukraine checked

Proclaim myself Prime Minister of newly formed Donetsk People's Republic checked

Text Putin all is well checked

Text Putin that someone in a drunken stupor shot down a passenger jet checked

Tell Igor Bezler no more vodka checked

Take a Snickers break checked

Have Buk missile system sent back to Russia checked

Put on my best dirty worn out t-shirt to meet media checked

Tell media Donetsk People's Republic doesn't have a Buk missile system checked

As fighting intensifies declare ‘We will stand till the end’ checked

Move back to Moscow checked






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