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SLAVA VOYNOV'S
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Go for morning skate checked

Buy Marta a diamond ring checked

Blame Marta's injury on during drunken stupor checked

More borscht less vodka checked

Explain bad English for the police misunderstanding, meant helped her not hurt her checked

Enroll in John Tortorella's anger management class checked

Kick boxing lesson checked

Practice my Darryl Sutter impersonation, remember to remove teeth and frown checked

Thank Semyon Varlamov for the kind words checked

Send signed Los Angeles Kings jersey to Putin checked

Relax watching online cat videos checked






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