COMEDYZINE.COM

NEW JERSEY
GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRISTIE'S
TO DO LIST

Breakfast of bacon, eggs, pancakes, toast with extra butter checked

Deny knowledge of bridge closure checked

Join Gov. Cuomo for bipartisan politicization of Ebola news conference checked

Order healthy people with no Ebola symptoms imprisoned against their will checked

Rip up Constitution checked

Practice my heckler responses checked

Visit with the common people checked

Use my heckler responses checked

Tummy tuck appointment checked

Steak and stuffed baked potato for lunch checked

Have Mary Pat pick up new suit at the Not Quite Big & Tall store checked

Practice my presidential wave checked

Join Gov Cuomo for bipartisan bikini wax checked

Tell Gov Cuomo no need for his book, will wait for the movie checked

Take Mary Pat out for a New Jersey lobster dinner checked

Relax watching rerun of The Sopranos checked






COPYRIGHT 2014, ComedyZine.com
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

To Do Lists

ComedyZine.com