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SENATOR MARCO RUBIO'S
TO DO LIST

Write book checked

Use book tour for excuse to visit Iowa and early primary states checked

Wear cowboy boots for extra height checked

Remember not to pick up water bottle during speeches checked

Try and line up money donors before Jeb Bush snags them checked

Tell Jeb Bush he is too old to run for president checked

Emphasize that the Cuba embargo needs more time to work checked

Remind Republicans that immigration is good because without it they wouldn't have me or Ted Cruz checked






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