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SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS'
TO DO LIST

Tell everyone a vote for me is a vote for 4 more years of Larry David checked

Proclaim the revolution has begun checked

Mention BernieSanders.com at every stop checked

Explain that a socialist is one who uses social media checked

Tell everyone I am the only Democrat running for president that doesn't have a PAC checked

Mention that Hillary's experience was voting for the Iraq War & bailing out the banks checked

Rail about the injustices of the working people checked

Rail against big money owning government checked

Rail against Wall Street checked

Remind everyone Hillary is bought and paid for by Wall Street checked

Check out the early bird special checked

Open fly and ask Jane to feel the Bern checked

Take little blue pill & do the nasty with Jane checked






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