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FORMER NEW YORK GOVERNOR
GEORGE PATAKI'S
TO DO LIST

Find something to do checked

Run for president checked

Use my lip plumper checked

Campaign in New Hampshire checked

Explain to people I use to be a New York Governor checked

Ask Howard Stern for his endorsement checked

Pretend I can actually win the Republican nomination checked

Ask Libby if she would like to join me in Iowa checked

Tell Libby I'll see her in three weeks checked

Skype Al D'Amato for advise checked

Tell myself, I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me checked






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