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DENTIST & BIG GAME HUNTER
WALTER PALMER'S
TO DO LIST

Kill Cecil the lion checked

Admire Cecil's shiny teeth checked

Return home to Minnesota checked

Use Hillary's excuse and apologize for the confusion over lions checked

Go to work checked

Line up next hunt to kill Smokey Bear checked

Fly out west checked

Lure Smokey Bear over to campsite by asking him how to prevent wildfires checked

Kill Smokey Bear checked

Use Crest® 3D White to remove smoke stains on Smokey's teeth checked

Take selfie with dead Smokey Bear checked

Return home to Minnesota checked

Go to work checked






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