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GOVERNOR JOHN KASICH'S
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Run for president checked

Remind people I won the Ohio primary checked

Ignore delegate race checked

Hold press conference while eating chicken wings & ribs checked

Send selfie of me eating chicken wings & ribs to Trump checked

Start vetting my vice presidential candidates checked

Cross Carly Fiorina off the list checked

Pick my imaginary White House cabinet checked

Have Karen pick out the new Oval Office drapes checked

Keep running all the way to Cleveland checked

See my psychiatrist when I get to Cleveland checked





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