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BORIS JOHNSON'S
TO DO LIST

Wash and blow dry hair checked

Check air in bike tyres checked

Run for Tory leadership

Do what Winston Churchill would do in this situation checked

Lunch with a bottle of whiskey checked

Get bikini wax checked

Write Shakespeare's biography checked

Game of squash checked

Dinner checked

Do the nasty with Marina checked






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