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Morning prayer checked

Use Just For Men checked

Cut ties with al-Qaeda checked

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Tweet contest for new organizational name checked

Reject winning contest name of Terry McTerroristFace checked

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Change organizational name to Jabhat Fath al-Sham checked

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Congratulate Hillary Clinton on her historic nomination checked

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Have logos sewn on uniforms checked

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Thank Ayman al Zawahri for the bowl of fruit checked

Put 'I'm With Her' bumper sticker on pickup with antitank missile checked

Give inspirational speech to troops checked

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