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A HILLARY SUPPORTER'S
TO DO LIST

Pray checked

Eat huge breakfast checked

Take down Hillary yard sign with holiday lights checked

Put my Hillary T-shirt in back of dresser drawer checked

Quit the book club checked

Start vaping checked

Eat huge lunch checked

Try not to cry every time I see Trump on TV checked

Pick up some donuts checked

Mention Hillary got the popular vote every time someone mentions Trump checked

Google for a good psychiatrist checked

Stop talking to friends & relatives who like Trump checked

Eat a huge dinner checked

Binge watch some Netflix shows checked

Fall asleep with a bottle of wine checked






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