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Convert to Hinduism checked

Buy plane ticket to New Delhi checked

Fly to New Delhi checked

Seek asylum in India checked

Ask for help against terrorist organizations of Burger King, McDonald's, Hardee's & Carl's Jr checked

Cite fears for safety in United States checked

Tell of death threats to kill and eat me checked

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Walk the streets of New Delhi as an equal checked






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