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NEW WORDS
TO BE INCLUDED IN THE
DICTIONARY

As society and technology change new words start to appear in our language. The English language changes, not in the form of regional slang but as a whole. We last offered New Words To Be Included In The Dictionary in January of 2002. Since that time there have been more changes in society and language. With this in mind we once again offer New Words To Be Included In The Dictionary.

B

bling
(bl În) adj., 1. something half as attractive as a bling-bling

bling-bling (bl În bl În) adj., 1. striking or attractive; usually jewelry

bling-bling boy (bl În bl În boi) adj., 1. a materialistic, pretentious, egotistical male; one who uses the word bling-bling to show off his possessions, as in; Bob is a bling-bling boy for constantly referring to his bling-bling rings

bling-bling babe (bl În bl În bâb) adj., 1. a female version of a bling-bling boy


C

ca*ching
(kâ jîn) n., 1 what you need to have some bling-bling. 2. money

co*a*lit*ion for*ces (kõ'li shen fors*ses) n., 1. American troops, with possibly a couple of Briton or an Aussie soldier thrown in

co*a*lit*ion of the will*ing (kõ'li shen of tha wîl lîng) n., 1. troops of a country that was paid off 2. one who has been extorted

E

em*bed*ded
(êm-bêd dêd) vb., 1. to enclose snugly or firmly 2. to engage in sexual intercourse 3. what rapper Eminem is when he goes to bed


F

friend*ly fire
(friendly fire) ., 1. to kill an ally. 2. what happens when your friend finds out that you have been sleeping with his wife 3. the lighting of one cigarette from another, as in; Can I get some friendly fire from you Bob?


L

lim*i*ted war
(lîmît ed wôr) adj., 1. a war whose objective is to damage a country's infrastructure enough so your friends at Bechtel and Halliburton can make billions of dollars rebuilding the infrastructure 2. something a country will do to get their citizens' minds off the terrible economy


P

pat*riot*ism
(pã'trê-e-yîz'em) n 1. love of and devotion to one's country 2 unquestioned compliance with whatever President George W. Bush says


S

shock and awe
(shòk and ô) adj., 1. used to describe the depression that George W. Bush's economic plan will bring 2. what occurs when a woman sees a really big penis


T

thumbs up
(thûms ûp) adj., 1. to be given the go ahead, okay to proceed. 2. vulgar slang, meaning 'up yours' often used by Middle Eastern people when greeting Americans 3. n a sexual technique using the thumb


W

W*M*D
(dubya êm dee) n., 1. abb. for weapons of mass destruction such as chemical or biological weapons or an abominable economic plan 2. a sexually transmitted disease 3. a chauvinistic slur referring to a woman medical doctor


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