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NEW WORDS & MEANINGS
TO BE INCLUDED IN THE
DICTIONARY

As society and technology change new words start to appear in our language. The English language changes, not in the form of regional slang but as a whole. We last offered New Words To Be Included In The Dictionary in 2003. Since that time there have been more changes in society and language. For 2016 we offer New Words & Meanings To Be Included In The Dictionary.

A

awe*some*sauce (aô-som-sôs) n., 1. the fluid ejaculated from a woman's urethra at orgasm adj., 2. excellent, extraordinarily good


C

cake*age (kâk âj) n., 1. a charge made by a restaurant for serving a cake that they did not supply 2. The excess fat on an obese person usually from eating cake and other desserts, as in; that woman has some serious cakeage


F

food*spo (fõõd-spô ) n., 1. a picture of food, usually taken from a restaurant 2. vomit from someone who ate the food that they originally saw from a photo someone had taken, as in; you got foodspo on my shoe


L

lame*stream (lâmestrêm) adj, n & adv 1. used with disrespect of media, adj. as in; I am so tired of the lamestream media 2. used to describe something bad that was streamed, as in; that lamestream Stephen Baldwin movie was a waste of bandwidth

lo*ser (lõõ-ser) n., 1. someone who disagrees with Donald J. Trump 2. the first person eliminated from a game of Texas Hold'em 3. a member of Congress that never held a private sector job


P

pink tax
(pink tâx) n 1. the higher price a woman pays than a man pays for a similar product 2. the price a man pays for a prostitute


S

sch*long*ed (scõ-lõng-êd) v., 1. to get beaten badly 2. The act of using a man's penis, as in; Monica enjoyed getting schlonged by Bill

sel*fie stick (sêl-fie stick) n., 1. A holder on a rod on which a smartphone is mounted, enabling the person holding it to take a photograph of themselves 2. the penis of a male that masturbates often, as in; Jack often played with his selfie stick


W

what*ev*er (whâ t-êver) pron., 1.Everything or anything that 2. n a woman's vagina, as in; she had blood coming out of her whatever


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