Would you be on my podcast?
I forgot my sunglasses.
Someone tell Sexton no more burritos!
I would shake your hand but I forgot my Purell hand sanitizer.
I have the nuts!
Who wants some pistachios?
I smell Axe cologne.
Let's take a selfie.
Does Van Patten know when he is not in the booth we can hear him?
You like my new hoodie?
I'm on such a winning streak the Royal Flush Girls are my bathroom attendants.
Meet me later by the pool.
Don't touch me!
Come up to my room and I will introduce you to Big Slick.
I would but I heard it was more of a Small Blind.
How come I always sit next to the guy that doesn't bathe?
Wow look at those boobs!
Would you like a mint?
Show me your cards.
The funny eye glasses, very clever.
All in. Shit!
WPT Poker? I thought I paid for the Writing Proficiency Test.
Are you happy to see me or is that a deck of cards in your pocket?
You look fatter on TV.
Nice hat, was there a sale at J. C. Penney?
I follow you on Twitter.
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